Summer 2005
There we are on the capitol steps. That's me in the center, mom at the top, dad on the right, Nathan beneath him and Jonathan on the left.
 
Sometime last year, I underwent surgery to have my face smallened.
 
No really, I managed to lose more than 120 pounds.
How? It was quite easy. The trick, it seems, is to eat lots and lots of donuts, potato chips, ice cream, and beer, and afterwards spend several hours loafing on the couch and watching TV. But then comes the trick: every day, before bed, you stick a live hamster in your ear.
Worked for me.
The boys.
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